Tell random facts about your life

[Hillel Hartmann]

When i was a little kid i got banned from a google+ anime group for saying i wanted to eat konata lucky star's hair because it looked like candy

deserved

 

[Smoot]

When I was younger my grandma told me how she wanted to shoot up a school

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

I like my mom

 

[Smoot]

I like my mom

Ayo?

@Dunchenman
Write a fucking response instead of using the quirky chungus Reddit reactions

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

Ayo?

@Dunchenman
Write a fucking response instead of using the quirky chungus Reddit reactions

I like my mom because she gave me life and loves me, my father too, but I fucking hate my stepmother

 

[pig]

I like my mom because she gave me life and loves me, my father too, but I fucking hate my stepmother

Wow your life sounds like a shitty soap opera

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

Wow your life sounds like a shitty soap opera

My life has its ups and downs
I'm not completely sad

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I own a flock of six hens, two dogs and a rabbit. I am absolutely naturemaxxed.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Currently in their house to drop off presents. Not only does it reek of curry, there's a framed slopjak on the wall.
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jimbo

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

I KILLED 2 HUNNIT noobS AND DE POW LEECE DONT DO SHIEET

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

I used to have a death hawk, a pixie cut and a buzz cut and then a mid taper fade

in that order
in the span of 2 years
when i was 11-13

 

[Sloppyjakky]

one time when i was shitting there was blood on the fucking toilet paper because of how big the shit was
this happened 6/5 years ago

im not making ts up

 

[Sloppyjakky]

one time when i was shitting there was blood on the fucking toilet paper because of how big the shit was
this happened 6/5 years ago

im not making ts up

WHAT IF I GAVE BIRTH TO JIMBO ALL THOSE YEARS AGO....

 

[Sloppyjakky]

there are more horrifying things that happened in my 17 years of being alive

one a time i was in pennsylvania riding horses and one of them almost walked onto the road with me on it
the guy who owned the horses managed to pull the horse away from the road
this happened ts year btw

 

[_account]

there are more horrifying things that happened in my 17 years of being alive

one a time i was in pennsylvania riding horses and one of them almost walked onto the road with me on it
the guy who owned the horses managed to pull the horse away from the road
this happened ts year btw

If you consider that horrifying then you have had a very sheltered life (that's a good thing)

 

[worldatwar]

If you consider that horrifying then you have had a very sheltered life (that's a good thing)

he's a jew, they're always sheltered

 

[Foggurt]

there are more horrifying things that happened in my 17 years of being alive

one a time i was in pennsylvania riding horses and one of them almost walked onto the road with me on it
the guy who owned the horses managed to pull the horse away from the road
this happened ts year btw

What if it was a jimbo horse ?

 

[Sloppyjakky]

If you consider that horrifying then you have had a very sheltered life (that's a good thing)

shit mane my memory is shit

shit mane my memory is shit

has a horse ever tried to kill you mane....

 

[_account]

Has a horse ever tried to kill you mane....

Yes

 

[Sloppyjakky]

back in 2014 i destroyed my mom's old computer by installing the most random shit on it which gave it a tons of viruses