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A new patient has arrived in the emergency ward. A quick assessment of its vitals will determine the problem.
I'm checking the heart monitor: nothing.
I'm checking the pulse: nothing.
I'm checking the breathing: nothing.
I'm checking the brain activity: nothing.
I'm checking the player count: nothing.
Assessment result: Dead noob.
Cause of death: TF2's superiority.
Next course of action: Shut it down and sell it off.
I'm checking the heart monitor: nothing.
I'm checking the pulse: nothing.
I'm checking the breathing: nothing.
I'm checking the brain activity: nothing.
I'm checking the player count: nothing.
Assessment result: Dead noob.
Cause of death: TF2's superiority.
Next course of action: Shut it down and sell it off.
