Bought an Aztec Death Whistle

[DOLL]

Yeah the lore is probably fake as fuck but this thing is crazy loud.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Fuck, I hate those things. Gives me the heebie jeebies plus goose bumps. I just get the feeling that once you play it that all of the sudden the spawn of Lucifer emerges from the earth, begins hunting you down, only to drag you back down once that thing catches you. Creepy as shit.

 

[worldatwar]

the whistles themselves never sounded like that, rather, it had an windy atmospheric sound to it whenever blown.

 

[_account]

Clicked on this thread just to comment "poser" but I actually think doll can pull it off with being too nerdy.

 

[DOLL]

the whistles themselves never sounded like that, rather, it had an windy atmospheric sound to it whenever blown.

Yeah the lore is probably fake as fuck but this thing is crazy loud.

 

[DOLL]

Clicked on this thread just to comment "poser" but I actually think doll can pull it off with being too nerdy.

I bought it as a toy for the younger members of my family.

 

[worldatwar]

also, the whistles were speculated to mostly been a religious and ritualistic instrument rather than used in warfare, as no whistles were uncovered in battle sites or warrior graves.

note that it's just speculation and further investigation is required.

 

[DOLL]

also, the whistles were speculated to mostly been a religious and ritualistic instrument rather than used in warfare, as no whistles were uncovered in battle sites or warrior graves.

note that it's just speculation and further investigation is required.

Yes we both have read the same wikipedia article. Hopefully an aztec like yourself can reproduce the correct sound of the instrument so I can enjoy my toy in isolation and you can enjoy the anatomical detail of the whistling that is produced by the product commonly associated with that instrument.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Yes we both have read the same wikipedia article. Hopefully an aztec like yourself can reproduce the correct sound of the instrument so I can enjoy my toy in isolation and you can enjoy the anatomical detail of the whistling that is produced by the product commonly associated with that instrument.

You should fart into it or have somebody else fart into it and see what kind of sound it makes.

 

[_account]

What if Sprunki had a death whistle?

 

[DOLL]

 

[worldatwar]

Yes we both have read the same wikipedia article. Hopefully an aztec like yourself can reproduce the correct sound of the instrument so I can enjoy my toy in isolation and you can enjoy the anatomical detail of the whistling that is produced by the product commonly associated with that instrument.

i'm going to mexico soon. i hope i can at least see if I can get a replica from excavation sites, or i can go to a local indigenous village, where i'm staying and see if they still make those(probably not).

i probably would just look at monuments, enjoying the scenery, and work on my grandfather's ranch the entire time that i'm there though..

 

[_account]

i'm going to mexico soon.

 

[Steve]

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[Sloppyjakky`]

Yeah the lore is probably fake as fuck but this thing is crazy loud.
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go to some random public toilet and close the lights while someone is in one of them toilets
and then blow the whistle

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

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Kill yourself @Steve

 

[Steve]

Kill yourself @Steve

Look who doesn't know how to have fun OTI.

 

[Charges officer?]

I've seen some funni prank where someone whistled one of those in like an abandoned building scary spoopy or something