How the Avengers would react to the Russian invasion of Ukraine, a thread

[Thrembolone]

Captain America: "Don't worry guys, l've seen these Russians before. I've seen Stalin, Putin doesn't stand a chance". Throws shield at russian soldier, snapping his spine.

Thor: "This looks like a job for me" "not so fast!” says Falcon. "These aren't just your everyday criminal. These are russian soldiers, l've seen them use their bow. You're gonna need more than your hammer" "You're sure about that?" Thor says, hitting Sergey Lavrov with lightning.

Black Widow: Enters NATO headquarters
Head of NATO: "Please, save us Black Widow, we can give you anything you need"
BW: "I only need one thing"
NATO: "What is it?"
BW: "Courage. Oh, and a couple guns if you can spare some" she wisecracks.

Hawkeye shoots a Russian sniper from across the street in Kyiv. “Sorry, Rusky, war is war.” He says, sprinting to his next position.

Or. Strange: Opens a time portal, sending fleeing russian troops straight through it, sending them to February 23rd, 1843. Wong: “Now THAT is what I call a Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day*Strange: *ww2 hasn’t even happened yet, you need to crack open a history book!”

(cont.) The Ukrainian military, now armed with weapons made out of vibranium, plows through russian tank and artillery divisions, beelining towards Moscow.

Black Panther: "I know what it's like to avoid the world for all these years like you avoided Russia president Zelensky" This is followed by a thunderous "Yibambe!" chant as tens of thousands of Wakandans converge on the ukranian border.”

Spider-Man: Enters the Kremlin through a web-sling from the top of St.Basil's cathedral, swooping into president Putin's office. "Sorry for Putin ya into this sticky situation mr president" Spider-Man says, putting Putin in a web stuck to the wall of his Kremlin office.

Putin breaks free as Spider-Man let's his guard down.Iron Man: "Remind me to not invite you to the next mission, kid."

Hulk: "HULK DESTROY PUTIN" he yells, running right through the Kremlin wall. As Putin tries to flee , he picks up Putin by his shirt collar.

"Nice army, Vlad, but what you failed to consider is that we have the Hulk" Iron Man says. The iron legion steps in to aid the citizens of Kyiv, to the cheers of the entire world. End thread

 

[Goot]

Did you know 80% of americans think the Avengers are real?

 

[angkar]

Did you know 80% of americans think the Avengers are real?

they are real, chuddy

 

[shekel]

Updooted!

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

 

[FUNNYUSERNAME]

W-why's the writing so good?

 

[Twostripe]

I think friendship wins in the end

 

[Thrembolone]

up

 

[Apeson]

holy ancient 'toss

 

[Onzikin]

Did you know 80% of americans think the Avengers are real?

Yes, it must be hard to watch movie if you think it doesn't exist

 

[Gira]

"noobS TONGUE MY ANUS" The Winter Soldier said calmly

 

[pig]

Yes, it must be hard to watch movie if you think it doesn't exist

Yeah like schindler's list

 

[Apeson]

Yes, it must be hard to watch movie if you think it doesn't exist

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5277952/

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

St.brapsil's cathedral

wow

 

[dcfan07]

Captain America: "Don't worry guys, l've seen these Russians before. I've seen Stalin, Putin doesn't stand a chance". Throws shield at russian soldier, snapping his spine.

Thor: "This looks like a job for me" "not so fast!” says Falcon. "These aren't just your everyday criminal. These are russian soldiers, l've seen them use their bow. You're gonna need more than your hammer" "You're sure about that?" Thor says, hitting Sergey Lavrov with lightning.

Black Widow: Enters NATO headquarters
Head of NATO: "Please, save us Black Widow, we can give you anything you need"
BW: "I only need one thing"
NATO: "What is it?"
BW: "Courage. Oh, and a couple guns if you can spare some" she wisecracks.

Hawkeye shoots a Russian sniper from across the street in Kyiv. “Sorry, Rusky, war is war.” He says, sprinting to his next position.

Or. Strange: Opens a time portal, sending fleeing russian troops straight through it, sending them to February 23rd, 1843. Wong: “Now THAT is what I call a Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day*Strange: *ww2 hasn’t even happened yet, you need to crack open a history book!”

(cont.) The Ukrainian military, now armed with weapons made out of vibranium, plows through russian tank and artillery divisions, beelining towards Moscow.

Black Panther: "I know what it's like to avoid the world for all these years like you avoided Russia president Zelensky" This is followed by a thunderous "Yibambe!" chant as tens of thousands of Wakandans converge on the ukranian border.”

Spider-Man: Enters the Kremlin through a web-sling from the top of St.brapsil's cathedral, swooping into president Putin's office. "Sorry for Putin ya into this sticky situation mr president" Spider-Man says, putting Putin in a web stuck to the wall of his Kremlin office.

Putin breaks free as Spider-Man let's his guard down.Iron Man: "Remind me to not invite you to the next mission, kid."

Hulk: "HULK DESTROY PUTIN" he yells, running right through the Kremlin wall. As Putin tries to flee , he picks up Putin by his shirt collar.

"Nice army, Vlad, but what you failed to consider is that we have the Hulk" Iron Man says. The iron legion steps in to aid the citizens of Kyiv, to the cheers of the entire world. End thread

justice league and teen titans mog

 

[1876 o algo]

INT. dummyIS – NIGHT

The dummyIS hums softly. On the monitor, images flicker — cities burning, terrified civilians, families separated by chaos. The Doctor’s face is lit by the blue glow of the console. He stares for a long time.

THE DOCTOR (quietly):
“Humans… always brilliant, always foolish. You build worlds of wonder — and then tear them apart in a heartbeat.”

He paces. Anger flashes across his face, but it’s not the kind that lashes out — it’s the sorrowful rage of someone who’s seen it too many times.

THE DOCTOR:
“I’ve seen this before. Not here, not now — but always the same story. Fear. Revenge. Someone hurt someone else, and suddenly the whole sky’s on fire. And no one remembers who struck first.”

He stops. Looks up, eyes wet.

THE DOCTOR:
“You want to know what I’d do? I’d stop the bombs. I’d hold the hands of the frightened. I’d shout till my voice broke: Stop! Enough! But I can’t. Because this time, it’s your world. And it’s you who have to decide what happens next.”

He turns to the console, running a hand across it.

THE DOCTOR (softly):
“Please… be kind. For once, just be kind.”

The dummyIS engines rise, and the blue box fades away.

 

[FloydTech]

How The Avengers would react to your sh scars

 

[pig]

How The Avengers would react to your sh scars

HULK SLASH

 

[1876 o algo]

How The Avengers would react to your sh scars

INT. AVENGERS COMPOUND – COMMON ROOM – NIGHT

The room is quiet. A young trans woman sits at the edge of the couch, sleeves rolled up without realizing it. The faint marks on her arms are visible under the soft light. She notices too late and pulls at her sleeve, trying to cover them again.

Across the room, Steve Rogers (Captain America) notices first. His eyes soften — not with pity, but with recognition. He’s seen scars, inside and out, on soldiers and friends.

STEVE (gently):
“You don’t have to hide those here.”

She freezes, looking down. Before she can respond, Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow) sits next to her, keeping a respectful distance but leaning just enough to show she’s present.

NATASHA:
“I know what it’s like to live with scars. Some on the outside. Some on the inside. None of them make you weak.”

SAM WILSON (Falcon) steps closer, crouching a bit to meet her eyes.

SAM:
“Hey. You’re safe. Whatever you’ve been through, it doesn’t define you. You made it here. That’s strength.”

She’s silent, trembling slightly. Tony Stark (Iron Man) cuts through the tension in his own way, softer than usual.

TONY:
“You’re with the Avengers now. We don’t judge scars. We fight the things that made them.”

THOR places a hand over his heart.

THOR:
“In Asgard we say: ‘Scars are proof of survival, not shame.’ You have endured, and that is no small thing.”

The woman finally looks up. Her eyes glisten.

WANDA MAXIMOFF (Scarlet Witch) kneels beside her, her voice quiet but firm.

WANDA:
“You’re not alone anymore.”

Steve offers his hand — not to pull her up, but simply to hold it if she wants. She hesitates, then takes it. The team closes in, not smothering, but surrounding her with a circle of quiet support.

 

[Apeson]