NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[Sloppyjakky`]

I jaywalked atleast 40 times

I jaywalk every morning

 

[pig]

I dropped a paper out of my bag this morning and some girl picked it up and handed it to me and i instinctively whispered "asshole..." under my breath
I feel bad about it

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

instinctively whispered "asshole..."

What
Why would whispering that be instinctive

 

[pig]

What
Why would whispering that be instinctive

It was automatic, there was no thought behind it. It just came out.

 

[Bobby Baccalà]

It was automatic, there was no thought behind it. It just came out.

do people treat you like shit for that kind of saying to be instinctive
that's the only reason I can see as to why you'd whisper out "asshole" instinctively

 

[1876 o algo]

What
Why would whispering that be instinctive

It happens.

 

[1876 o algo]

I still fuck with shootercore music. I'm deeply saddened that LoserGirlfriend got nuked from soundcloud.

 

[satoko_houjou_fan]

im brown

 

[worldatwar]

I eat boogers

remind me never to touch ur hand if i ever meet u irl

 

[worldatwar]

i was an insomniac for a while.

 

[1876 o algo]

i was an insomniac for a while.

I'm an insomniac right now, hop on your grind noob

 

[worldatwar]

I'm an insomniac right now, hop on your grind noob

relax my noob, i might soon be one again for a bit thanks to my bitchass contract

 

[Apeson]

I sometimes put water bottles inside my pocket

whenever i'm out i carry water bottles around like you would with a sheathed sword. held by my belt too. like in pic related, obviously without all the dummyed larp equipment in the picture.

 

[1876 o algo]

I just saw some schlog user who left the site and stole his name and profile when I joined the shroom

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Anybody else here addicted to spamming Bible quotes at every minor inconvenience?

 

[1876 o algo]

Anybody else here addicted to spamming Bible quotes at every minor inconvenience?

Yea

 

[pig]

Im probably gonna stop eating pork eventually, not because im a mudslime/liar but i love pigs and frankly most pork products are disgusting. Cows are dummyed, chickens even more so. I don't feel bad about killing dummys.

 

[_73]

I made my original schlog account while high on ketamine at 4am, and I made countless posts there while under the influence.

I remember being half-asleep while making my shlog account

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Im probably gonna stop eating pork eventually, not because im a mudslime/liar but i love pigs and frankly most pork products are disgusting. Cows are dummyed, chickens even more so. I don't feel bad about killing dummys.

 

[sodack]

Im probably gonna stop eating pork eventually,

Why do all you noobs say “I’m probably going to do such and such eventually”? If you want to do something just fucking do it. Thinking about doing something or saying you’re going to do something “eventually” is meaningless and if you actually had any sort of drive or motivation to make change in your life you’d just make the change. Either do it or don’t. “Probably, eventually” means “I’m going to tell people I want to do this so they see me as someone who does this and I can feel accomplished”. cacaot.