NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[1876 o algo]

I used to write stalker-tier notes and death threats and slip them into random foids' lockers in highschool

 

[rapemaxxer]

I haven't had a single real friend since primary school

 

[1876 o algo]

I would have gotten a DUI if my state applied the law to bicycles like some do. Instead the cops just sent me to the hospital and totally ruined my daydrinking

 

[Keyed zaryan]

I loved stealing pencils as a kid. I did it so much that I got my entire class blacklisted from borrowing supplies from teachers in seventh grade.

 

[worldatwar]

I loved stealing pencils as a kid. I did it so much that I got my entire class blacklisted from borrowing supplies from teachers in seventh grade.

i stole pencils out of necessity, since i didn't bother on getting school supplies.

 

[Keyed zaryan]

i stole pencils out of necessity, since i didn't bother on getting school supplies.

I did it for fun. My parents could easily afford pencils.

 

[Garf]

I threw a basketball at some black girl's face for being mean to me and made her nose bleed in like 4th grade

 

[worldatwar]

I did it for fun. My parents could easily afford pencils.

back in my elementary school, i would save up my money or ask my parents for some in order to buy smencils because they had a scent to them and they were better than the regular pencils, but they were expensive.

later on, i thought it was easier to borrow or steal pencils than to buy them.

 

[pig]

I run across crosswalks like an autist because the thought of making someone late to work makes me sad

 

[1876 o algo]

I run across crosswalks like an autist because the thought of making someone late to work makes me sad

I'll wave cars on in the middle of winter and wait my pedestrian ass on the sidewalk so I don't bother them

 

[pig]

Also I am craving KFC and i will get a big ass bucket of chicken on my birthday and drink grape soda for the authentic sovl food experience

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

I got fucked up at work off a sample of 80 proof lemon honey vodka.

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

Also I am craving KFC and i will get a big ass bucket of chicken on my birthday and drink grape soda for the authentic sovl food experience

HELL YEAH noob WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT ON MY MOMMA noob

 

[1876 o algo]

My real name goes so hard that I've considered doxxing myself here

 

[1876 o algo]

I'm haunted by this memory from my college Spanish class where we had a "go talk to your classmates in Spanish" activity
I approached this one girl, and I actually got to see her go from a welcoming expression to disgust as soon as I stared talking.
I tell myself that she was just confused because I was so good with Spanish.

 

[Foggurt]

My real name goes so hard that I've considered doxxing myself here

Tell it to me in dms

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

>I approached this one girl

 

[Dagonet]

I ate a crunch wrap supreme, It tasted ok

 

[1876 o algo]

I ate a crunch wrap supreme, It tasted ok

Beefy five layer burrito won.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

As a lad I used to flap my hands about whilst jumping up and down when excited. I only stopped at age eleven (I think? Could've been earlier.) because my parents jeered me out of it.