The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

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That's a very unfitting description for a cult based on a guy who claimed to see God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit in a forest and then said he got golden tablets which nobody saw except 8 people and then used seer stones which worked for no one else and then his first translation was taken from him as a test to see if he was lying and he produced a completely different translation the next time and then he inserted his name into the end of Genesis. (33 And that seer will I bless, and they that seek to destroy him shall be confounded; for this promise I give unto you; for I will remember you from generation to generation; and his name shall be called Joseph, and it shall be after the name of his father; and he shall be like unto you; for the thing which the Lord shall bring forth by his hand shall bring my people unto salvation.) and they teach that if you're a Mormon you'll become a God with your own world and stuff
and a bunch of stupid other shit and then he got killed and his followers were the dictators of Utah for a while and they massacred 120 people from an American wagon and then signed a peace treaty with the USA and they were racist and they removed it so noobs would convert and they also can't drink coffee and their scripture also says they should refrain from eating meat but they don't believe in that anymore

No coffee? That sounds bad.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

No coffee? That sounds bad.

7 And, again, sreal womang drinks are not for the belly, but for the washing of your bodies.

8 And again, tobacco is not for the body, neither for the belly, and is not good for man, but is an herb for bruises and all sick cattle, to be used with judgment and skill.

9 And again, hot drinks are not for the body or belly.

 

[Namefag]

9 And again, hot drinks are not for the body or belly.

The main reason people think this refers to coffee and tea is because Joseph Smith said so. Iirc coffee isn't ever explicitly mentioned in scripture it was just Joseph's leaky clitty