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I will include problems and how I (or strawmen, in case it's just a regular problem) deal with them.
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Starting with the physical issues, I will begin with my personal biggest problem: having a shitty jaw. First of all, start mewing. I know it sounds like bullshit, but it might have worked—I don’t know, I’ve been mewing since I was 14, and I think it helped. Who knows. Step two: go to the gym. There is no gym for the face, but more testosterone = better jaw. Step three—this one might not work for everyone—but growing a beard helps a lot.
Moving on to being a fatty fat pig: walk or bike as much as you can if possible. Remember, you need to experience pain to get joy (gf). Also, eat more good stuff, not less bad stuff. Focusing on eating less bad stuff is a shitty tactic that just results in failure. If you walk more, then having some slop as part of the diet is going to be off-balanced. Also, don’t do steroids. Girls don’t like beefcakes.
This isn’t an issue in itself, but like… just go to a barber.
Have good hygiene. I know most of you already have that taken care of, but I bet some of you are a bit stinky. Brush your teeth, wash your ass, wash your hair, shave it down there (not the ass—you will get an infection; also, you are not a cacaot), and wear deodorant.
Okay, now for social issues. I have autism, so yeah, I’m not the best person to give social skill advice, but I know a bit.
Don’t talk about sex unless she talks about sex. Unless you are a 10/10 gigachad, you just look like a creep.
Don’t talk down about yourself, but don’t lie about yourself either—y’know, stay humble.
Make her talk. If she doesn’t, try switching the subject, since that means she’s bored.
To find a good candidate, go to an IRL activity related to something you enjoy. Don’t immediately go ask girls out—that won’t work. Slowly befriend girls who seem approachable. If they talk to everyone a lot and seem friendly, they are approachable. From there, you may decide whether to take things further or not, but remember: don’t just go for any girl that approaches you. You need to be actually interested in them—not just have a sexual interest—or else you won’t have a good, enjoyable relationship.
Starting with the physical issues, I will begin with my personal biggest problem: having a shitty jaw. First of all, start mewing. I know it sounds like bullshit, but it might have worked—I don’t know, I’ve been mewing since I was 14, and I think it helped. Who knows. Step two: go to the gym. There is no gym for the face, but more testosterone = better jaw. Step three—this one might not work for everyone—but growing a beard helps a lot.
Moving on to being a fatty fat pig: walk or bike as much as you can if possible. Remember, you need to experience pain to get joy (gf). Also, eat more good stuff, not less bad stuff. Focusing on eating less bad stuff is a shitty tactic that just results in failure. If you walk more, then having some slop as part of the diet is going to be off-balanced. Also, don’t do steroids. Girls don’t like beefcakes.
This isn’t an issue in itself, but like… just go to a barber.
Have good hygiene. I know most of you already have that taken care of, but I bet some of you are a bit stinky. Brush your teeth, wash your ass, wash your hair, shave it down there (not the ass—you will get an infection; also, you are not a cacaot), and wear deodorant.
Okay, now for social issues. I have autism, so yeah, I’m not the best person to give social skill advice, but I know a bit.
Don’t talk about sex unless she talks about sex. Unless you are a 10/10 gigachad, you just look like a creep.
Don’t talk down about yourself, but don’t lie about yourself either—y’know, stay humble.
Make her talk. If she doesn’t, try switching the subject, since that means she’s bored.
To find a good candidate, go to an IRL activity related to something you enjoy. Don’t immediately go ask girls out—that won’t work. Slowly befriend girls who seem approachable. If they talk to everyone a lot and seem friendly, they are approachable. From there, you may decide whether to take things further or not, but remember: don’t just go for any girl that approaches you. You need to be actually interested in them—not just have a sexual interest—or else you won’t have a good, enjoyable relationship.
