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A full year after the original, I bring you the next installment of Shroom FM. If you have over a hundred posts and have accessible music working on your profile, you are in here. I fortunately found time to make this amidst the drama and expectations of the election season. If you want to further my currently leading progress in said election and my creation of OC like this, feel free to click the link in my signature and do your part in making this forum fun again. 720p export...

In this thread we discuss glorious anti-imperialist Democratic People's Republic of Korea

SHROOM DND HOW WILL IT WORK? you will say for example if you want to make a player character move and attack you would post something like this [GOOT] walks 20ft forward and tries to swing his sword at disgusting cargo creature or talking would be something like this [GOOT] talks to cargo and says "stupid fuggen pony fucker" and the post with the most reacts will be the action that will be followed of course i will be doing all the dice rolling (THE REACT THING MIGHT CHANGE FOR...

Since Dap quit and I have no idea who to replace him with I decided we should reuse an idea that almost killed the Oldschlog because we need dat PPH bitch! I think it should be two week long so you guys can make propaganda if you want and try to convince others to shill vote for your favorite candidate. I may also accept third party candidates if you think you're better but good luck trying to win

I'm gonna be real with you nuspores, i expected to see way less submissions for this but i have been pleasantly surprised. I can see a a lot of these are gonna be crowd favorites already. In any case, as with other banner contests you'l get a limited number of votes(20 this time), i'd hope to see at least 80% of these get approved but that's something that i'l have to discuss with the other jannies. I also wanna make a separate thread for old banners you'd like to see removed but that's for...

Your are Steve, a proud black man and ED user. Your room is stuffed with merchandise of Pokémon, your favorite game. You’re waiting for your Switch 2 to be fixed after you threw it at a wall because Gamefreak’s latest product was dogshit once again. Ever since Aguguland shut down, there hasn’t been much to do. So you go on soyjak.forum yet again. Unfortunately, you find every board has been bombarded with the worst, most low-effort kind of posts. You gaze in horror as you read: “What if...

It was me, yes me who ran @Goot all along, it was a social experiment to see how long I could get away with being a cringey sperg on the site, I'm not the one from the schlog, I sniped his name and had my friend run it until August last year when I took over. >are you actually dutch? No I'm German, my family comes from the Congo, my picture is AI generated. >why reveal this? I felt immensely guilty becoming a trusted head janny while also being the persona of Goot. >are you actually...

would you fart into a cup and sniff it

Welcome soyim to the october 2026 banner contest, i will be hosting it this time around. A few wordswords rules you should read: -The submissions must be pm'd to me exclusively, as the competition is anonymous until the vote is over. -The recommended dimensions are 800x192. It must have an aspect ratio of 25:6. -The banner must include "soyjak forum" or "soyjak.forum" somewhere. Here are some logos you can use. -The deadline is on saturday october 10th so you got plenty of time to...

Shroomville - Your Very Own Island. cacaOT REACT THIS POST IF YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE ⓃⓉⒷ ⓃⓇⒻ Population: 15/70 | Total queue: 34/70 Shroomcuck MoonMetropolis Claus @Goot Markiplier Soyjak @DOLL @RandalSoy @Steve @Cat Happy Merchant @worldatwar Wenda Sprunki Jolteon Georgy Zhukov @supersage In Queue: GuardianZet Barry Steakfries Cobson @Gemeraldino Soyteen Liker @cargo @basil @GOLD TYRONE FNF Pedo Nordic Chad Pepe Gigachad @ザイバツ George Floyd Goku @OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten Cobblestone...

I wanted to make more nationality jaks, so I decided to go for a New Zealand mutt cause I had this cool idea of mixing the Brazilmutt with a kiwi (bird) But I'm absolutely terrible at drawing so I obviously couldn't do the idea justice and it ended up looking like complete dogshit So I challenge you all to create a better version, for the best of which, to my judgement, I will gift to the winner (a not so expensive) steam game. I will end this contest in 2 more weeks (November 1st) IF I...

If you do want to help with development pm here or on Xitter [wholesome]

What if Claus swung his BBC like a sword at his Sprunki after it nibbled on his Führermobile…. Extend this with either an “and then” or simply just write another sentence building from this scenario.

This is Kirky. He will visit you on 10th September if you do not copy the picture and this message in ten other threads.

may the IRC be forever forgotten musdummycreatures around the world are devastated

We’re going to say for this question that you are a massive dummy who can’t fix it yourself.

I got sick of it trying to wokeschool me so i had some fun with it

GOOTISTS VS CARGOISTS this a event idea i came up with at some point mostly because i have noticed most of the stuff we make is to dunk on goot lets make an event out of that HOW IT COULD WORK for when it starts you could pick team gootist or team cargoist you would win by your team getting 100 points (this could be changed later) you get points by making propaganda such as making funny art dunking on goot or making ai viggle...