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ill do one just because everone else is so why not

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*worst

 

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idk how that was possibel

 

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Gbeuienly

 

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4 beers almost down, apparently drunk lads piss in eachothers mouth to get more drunk @snopes

 

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4 beers almost down, apparently drunk lads piss in eachothers mouth to get more drunk @snopes

That Shit genuinely did nothing I swear, well it did to a bit, maybe I should down a pint of cider instead

 

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Ive never have this much of a sort of effect drink8ng before despite having like 9percent cider idk wjy
Well this time I had this and downed it faster than last time like slightly damn autocorrect on my phone i saving my ass

 

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wwhwhywWWHWHYWHY TTHTHE FUCK IS MY PH9NE LAHHIN ON MY 7 PERCENT LIKE MY BATTERY WHY IS IT LAGGING

 

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the theme song of thjis bread

 

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was bored sorting out files on my phone to my pc and felt the urge to make this

 

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Had to actually call da fuggen powleese for for the first time

 

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2 big ass Cars pulled up lol, response time like that I didnt expect

 

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Basically its 11pm, im Tryna watch tv and drink lager, this high and drunk Romanian guy is shouting loudasf from the shitty little shed house thing in his garden with large open windows so I could see him,he is om the phone shouting and arguing and banging or breaking shit, keep in mind the whole block can hear his ass, Idk how I was th3 first one to pull up a fuss, keep in mind I have had loud ass neighbors for my whole life so its not posh Wigga cant handle the endz

 

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I literally just called him vocally, he came out to the front, squared up to me and shit, tried to calm him down didnt work, he opened a beer showed it to prove he isnt high, didnt work cuz I could clearly see it is freshlyopened, he said "I have CCTV" and because of that I cant do shit to him by calling the police, so because he gave me that idea I did it anyways and when they called me outside I just told them how it is lol, they couldnt take him seriously took the piss out of him and took him back inside

 

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He actually said I was smoking weed so he was going to break into my house and take and break my shit
Im getting a Gypsies curse its over keeeek

 

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noob I smoke rolled up cigarettes out my window cuz im not a Romanian tramp wannabe roadman in his late 20s piece of shit like you

 

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I aint the guy who indoors smokes and drinks and has incest dance parties unlike them Romanians

 

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I had another scuffle for 32 mins felt to fucking long, I tried settling shit with the Romani incest cacaot, I kinda succeeded, he ended up getting all pissy at the afghani immigrant (the nice wholesome type) neighbors instead