shekel
Sluxy
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ALRIGHT YOU FEDPOSTING GOBLIN SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DISCOUNT JOKER LOOKING FIVE DOLLAR MISSION FAILED TRY AGAIN SCREEN YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT BANNED FROM EVERY DISCORD SERVER FOR BREATHING TOO LOUD YOUR NAME IS MOONMETROPOLIS BUT YOU BUILT LIKE URANUS WITH A DIALUP CONNECTION
YOU CATFISHED SO HARD YOU GOT CAUGHT BY YOUR OWN REFLECTION YOU’RE THE ONLY GUY WHO COULD GET BANNED FROM THE CUCK FOR BEING TOO MUCH OF A LOSER YOU REALLY WENT FROM KEYBOARD WARRIOR TO THE FBI'S BITCH IN RECORD TIME YOU BUILT YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY AROUND ANIME AVIS AND ALT ACCOUNTS YOU’RE THE FINAL BOSS OF WIKIPEDIAN TRAGEDIES YOUR VOICE SOUNDS LIKE YOU EAT RAW RAMEN AND ARGUE IN THE YOUTUBE COMMENT SECTION FOR FUN WHEN YOU WALK INTO A ROOM THE WIFI SIGNAL GETS WORSE OUT OF FEAR
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A RACOON NAMED JEFF LIVING IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND A GAMESTOP YOU TRIED TO BE AN INTERNET LEGEND BUT ENDED UP AS A SOY WIKI ARTICLE WRITTEN IN COMIC SANS YOU GOT THAT I JUST POSTED A PARAGRAPH ON STORMFRONT THEN JOINED A LIBERAL GROOMER 'CORD ENERGY YOU BUILT LIKE A DISAPPOINTMENT WITH A KEYBOARD ATTACHED IRONY POISONED cacaOT
GET OFFLINE AND GO APOLOGIZE TO THE INTERNET FOR SUBJECTING IT TO YOUR EXISTENCE
YOUR GREASY ASS FACE LOOKS LIKE A RAT DIPPED INTO THE MCDONALDS DEEPFRYER AT 450 DEGREES ACNE LOOKING LIKE BUBBLE WRAP POPPED IN A CHEETO FACTORY YOUR FOREHEAD GOT ITS OWN ZIP CODE AND YOUR HAIRLINE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH THE REST OF YOUR SCALP. PIPE DOWN AND ACCEPT THIS ROAST. GO BACK TO THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOOD AT, WHICH IS BEING AN INSUFFERABLE OILY dummy WHO DEFENDS 'P
YOU CATFISHED SO HARD YOU GOT CAUGHT BY YOUR OWN REFLECTION YOU’RE THE ONLY GUY WHO COULD GET BANNED FROM THE CUCK FOR BEING TOO MUCH OF A LOSER YOU REALLY WENT FROM KEYBOARD WARRIOR TO THE FBI'S BITCH IN RECORD TIME YOU BUILT YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY AROUND ANIME AVIS AND ALT ACCOUNTS YOU’RE THE FINAL BOSS OF WIKIPEDIAN TRAGEDIES YOUR VOICE SOUNDS LIKE YOU EAT RAW RAMEN AND ARGUE IN THE YOUTUBE COMMENT SECTION FOR FUN WHEN YOU WALK INTO A ROOM THE WIFI SIGNAL GETS WORSE OUT OF FEAR
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A RACOON NAMED JEFF LIVING IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND A GAMESTOP YOU TRIED TO BE AN INTERNET LEGEND BUT ENDED UP AS A SOY WIKI ARTICLE WRITTEN IN COMIC SANS YOU GOT THAT I JUST POSTED A PARAGRAPH ON STORMFRONT THEN JOINED A LIBERAL GROOMER 'CORD ENERGY YOU BUILT LIKE A DISAPPOINTMENT WITH A KEYBOARD ATTACHED IRONY POISONED cacaOT
GET OFFLINE AND GO APOLOGIZE TO THE INTERNET FOR SUBJECTING IT TO YOUR EXISTENCE
YOUR GREASY ASS FACE LOOKS LIKE A RAT DIPPED INTO THE MCDONALDS DEEPFRYER AT 450 DEGREES ACNE LOOKING LIKE BUBBLE WRAP POPPED IN A CHEETO FACTORY YOUR FOREHEAD GOT ITS OWN ZIP CODE AND YOUR HAIRLINE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH THE REST OF YOUR SCALP. PIPE DOWN AND ACCEPT THIS ROAST. GO BACK TO THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOOD AT, WHICH IS BEING AN INSUFFERABLE OILY dummy WHO DEFENDS 'P
