>do you think i was joking when i was saying that lol im not showing up to any more tf2 related bs after this
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Full name: Yeshu Bar Josef ha-Notzri
Mother: Maryam bar Yehoqim
Legal Father: Josef Bar Yaq'ob
Divine Father: YHWH
Address: 6166 St, Nazareth, Galilee
Earthly Age: 33
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Aramaic to English translation of OP:

Full name: Joshua, son of Joseph the Nazarene
Mother: Mary, daughter of Joachim
Legal Father: Joseph, son of Jacob
Divine Father: I will be what I will be
Address: 6166 St, Nazareth, Galilee
Earthly Age: 33

Now its time for the counter dox:
Lucifer Satan, prince of demons
666 blvd. Pandemonium district, Hell
 
Aramaic to English translation of OP:

Full name: Joshua, son of Joseph the Nazarene
Mother: Mary, daughter of Joachim
Legal Father: Joseph, son of Jacob
Divine Father: I will be what I will be
Address: 6166 St, Nazareth, Galilee
Earthly Age: 33

Now its time for the counter dox:
Lucifer Satan, prince of demons
666 blvd. Pandemonium district, Hell
Oh let's go noob I'm pulling up fuck this hoe ass bitch
 
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