The Cheyenne Codices

We dun killed dat noob Cusdummy n shieet we's finna have they land by 1890 bruh fr dey can't be stoppin us warriors noob

 

[1876 o algo]

My stepmom is gone for the weekend, so I spent most of yesterday evening with my dad watching me play resident evil. It's his favorite game, and he told me how my mom used to watch him play because she loved helping him with the puzzles. He's told me that before many times, but it's fun to think about.

This game fucks so hard. I can't believe I gave up on it the last time I tried to play. Dad knows the game like the back of his hand, but he's pretending not to and only occasionally giving his "ideas" when im stuck

 

[1876 o algo]

This game fucks so hard. I can't believe I gave up on it the last time I tried to play. Dad knows the game like the back of his hand, but he's pretending not to and only occasionally giving his "ideas" when im stuck

In the past 2 hours, i have sworn/said slurs in front of my father more than in my entire life combined

 

[I seen it on the Internet]

Why are you larping as that guy from Futurama

 

[1876 o algo]

Why are you larping as that guy from Futurama

That's giga btw

 

[1876 o algo]

Currently in uncharted territory of Resident Evil and my dad isn't around to help. Nearly shit myself after walking through a door and seeing a massive spider hanging directly over me. Left the room immediately and am terrified to go back in there

I have a pet tarantula, I pick up spiders in real life all the time, I'm not scared of them, and the past two "boss" jumpscares didn't bother me at all, but noob, I fucking HATE poison effects in games like this. The fact that I've only found, like, 4 blue herbs (cure poison) so far doesn't help. fuck. I feel alive. Let's fucking go

 

[shekel]

Currently in uncharted territory of Resident Evil and my dad isn't around to help. Nearly shit myself after walking through a door and seeing a massive spider hanging directly over me. Left the room immediately and am terrified to go back in there

I have a pet tarantula, I pick up spiders in real life all the time, I'm not scared of them, and the past two "boss" jumpscares didn't bother me at all, but noob, I fucking HATE poison effects in games like this. The fact that I've only found, like, 4 blue herbs (cure poison) so far doesn't help. fuck. I feel alive. Let's fucking go

arachnophobia is soy

 

[1876 o algo]

arachnophobia is soy

Agreed. That's why I love spiders so much

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Agreed. That's why I love spiders so much

spiderman won

 

[Sloppyjakky]

 

[1876 o algo]

Currently in uncharted territory of Resident Evil and my dad isn't around to help. Nearly shit myself after walking through a door and seeing a massive spider hanging directly over me. Left the room immediately and am terrified to go back in there

I have a pet tarantula, I pick up spiders in real life all the time, I'm not scared of them, and the past two "boss" jumpscares didn't bother me at all, but noob, I fucking HATE poison effects in games like this. The fact that I've only found, like, 4 blue herbs (cure poison) so far doesn't help. fuck. I feel alive. Let's fucking go

Plant defeated. Helmet key aquired. Back to the mansion. Still have tons of ammo and have barely touched my shotgun shells. Haven't used a single round of grenade launcher or magnum ammo. It's literally over for zombienoobs

 

[1876 o algo]

Plant defeated. Helmet key aquired. Back to the mansion. Still have tons of ammo and have barely touched my shotgun shells. Haven't used a single round of grenade launcher or magnum ammo. It's literally over for zombienoobs

Died like a bitch.

 

[Apeson]

Richard bibisixon

 

[1876 o algo]

Died like a bitch.

The pacing in this game is awesome. As soon as you start getting too confident they introduce Hunters.

 

[1876 o algo]

The pacing in this game is awesome. As soon as you start getting too confident they introduce Hunters.

These controls are fucking noob dogshit bro I'm stuck on a puzzle because the fucking fixed-camera shit is impossible to work with fuck this game

 

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The pacing in this game is awesome. As soon as you start getting too confident they introduce Hunters.

which type of hunters, the ones that jump at you or the robot ones on 3 legs who jump around and charge at you

 

[1876 o algo]

which type of hunters, the ones that jump at you or the robot ones on 3 legs who jump around and charge at you

Fast and tuff noobs

 

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Fast and tuff noobs
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this looks like a lizard I saw on the street

 

[1876 o algo]

Still have tons of ammo and have barely touched my shotgun shells.

Things are bleak.

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

Plant defeated. Helmet key aquired. Back to the mansion. Still have tons of ammo and have barely touched my shotgun shells. Haven't used a single round of grenade launcher or magnum ammo. It's literally over for zombienoobs

try shooting your bullets into the air and then the bullets will hit the zombies

 

[Apeson]

send me