what if Claus's BBC was so powerful that it was kept in a shrine for people to goon to until thieves tried to take it for themselves

[swaggrz]

and because of that the SS decided to split the bibisi into 7 TBPs and spread each one of them across the world so when one gathers all 7 TBPs it summons a goonhitler which grants you any fetish you want and once the wish is completed the tibipis get scattered across the globe and become inactive artifacts for a year

 

[Apeson]

This happened to me once

 

[MayaZazel]

Führer Balls Z.

 

[AshkeNazi]

this happened to my buddy george floyd once, trump captured us to take the tbps we had collected but george saw the full moon and transformed into kang kong to break us out