Which namecaca would you call to fix a clogged toilet?

[Lateral]

We’re going to say for this question that you are a massive dummy who can’t fix it yourself.

 

[supersage]

>no hillel shartmann option

 

[Dagonet]

My noob @myexdrew cuz he mario

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Meursault probably learned something about unclogging toilets while fucking 'liker

 

[Dagonet]

Meursault probably learned something about unclogging toilets while fucking 'liker

Thought you like the guy?

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Thought you like the guy?

You can't defend the 'liker stuff bro its hard

 

[Buckinghamorange]

Where is the Claus option? Why is there a Stalin option but no Claus? Stop being such a bigoted racist, this is 2026.

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

Styaleen eez BAYZED heeroh aff Sovyet Yoonion who fixes tooalyets whenever a coomrayd needz.

 

[Lateral]

>no hillel shartmann option

Added xim just for you.

Where is the Claus option? Why is there a Stalin option but no Claus? Stop being such a bigoted racist, this is 2026.

Claus is too busy ubering people.

 

[Apeson]

I would say Hillel but he would probably just worship the toilet like an indian and try to rape it so idk. Maybe meursault since he clearly loves eating shit so maybe he could do it that way.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

If I really hated myself and was dying to see something stupidly funny happen? Soyteen Dyker.
There's no point in arguing with xer since you can't understand what she's saying, furthermore, lock her in the room and make sure she can't get out, even when she fucks up.

>AYYAYAYAYAYAYY WAT DID I DA DOO!?! DAT DOESNFTH SEEM WRIGHT! OPAN DES DOOR! LEMME OUTEEE!! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAY

 

[Dagonet]

>AYYAYAYAYAYAYY WAT DID I DA DOO!?! DAT DOESNFTH SEEM WRIGHT! OPAN DES DOOR! LEMME OUTEEE!! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAY

Tophiachu says this

 

[cirno.enthusiast]

Gooner cause xhe would just eat all the poop and unclog the toilet.

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

MYSELF

 

[the p00p monster]

me....

 

[the p00p monster]

https://imgur.com/a/LLO8lL3

 

[Dagonet]

me....

Oh My Goodness

 

[myexdrew]

I'm literally becoming a plumber doe

 

[Apeson]

I'm literally becoming a plumber doe

Bing bing wahoo

 

[AnonymousAgainstImperator]

I know my noob Warrior z would eat the raw shit for extra protein.