Chudstar: Cargo

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

To:

The denizens of "soyjak.forum"​

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I hope this message finds you all in outstanding health. I am writing as to make but a small request that I, cargo, be humbly chosen an initial adopter of the "Chudstar" badge recently added to your forum by the newly elected moderator Cheddar. My reasoning for this request of mine is simple, I fit the criteria and it is veritably so that I am currently stuck in a "noob in the woodpile" situation accordingly. For have I not blessed you all with my wonderful presence and creations? Have I not allowed you all to speak to me on equal standing despite my oh-so evident superiority in all positive form?​

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I will leave you with that--but you needn't take your "precious" time. The choice is comically clear, after-all.​

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Yours truly:

King "Tony" Cargo​

 

[Black Watch]

I'm not reading allat but I hope the best for you bro.

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

Nobody will reading allat buddy. Genuinely kill yourself.

 

[Somephono]

Ay Tony gabagool

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

 

[Zuse]

wouldn't this be invalid since someone else has to do it for you

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

wouldn't this be invalid since someone else has to do it for you

SHUSH. [tsnoob]

 

[worldatwar]

wouldn't this be invalid since someone else has to do it for you

BROOTAL!

 

[grimmki]

noob you got too many badges let somebaldi else have it or somehting

 

[Dagonet]

Do this but give him a completely different badge instead

 

[pig]

My rabbi told me he is praying for your success

 

[Mist]

wouldn't this be invalid since someone else has to do it for you

New soil

 

[worldatwar]

New soil

make a chudstar thread for me pls

 

[Dagonet]

make a chudstar thread for me pls

I'll do it for you later

 

[worldatwar]

I'll do it for you later

yay

 

[Dagonet]

yay

After I finish 10 games of Solitaire

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Two more days to vote!

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

isn't that a dogwhistle?

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

Aaaaaaand he left.

 

[modderola]

Aaaaaaand he left.

He left since months, why say this now?