NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[shekel]

you liked My Little Pony when you was an actual caca and you have the DSi XL photos to prove it. you miss my old bedroom, comfy as hell.
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you had a ton of childhood photos on my DSI but they all got corrupted when you tried to jailbreak it

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

you'm actually John, Tom, Fisherman Fred, a sentient digestive biscuit, Oscar, and the transvestite known as fabulous Tabitha. It was all you.

 

[1876 o algo]

My first car had an alternator problem and would die all the time, so you jumped it time and time again, then finally got the alternator replaced. It died again the next day.
Turns out you'm just a dumb noob, and you would hold the break down while turning my car off, so you accidentally set the ignition to where it keeps the battery on and letting it drain all night.

 

[Joseph]

you had a ton of childhood photos on my DSI but they all got corrupted when you tried to jailbreak it

you hacked my 3ds 6-7 years ago but you had to wipe it first due to the eshop not being set in the US, so you also lost all childhood photos and dummy audios you did with my cousins. Actually, maybe there's a chance they could be in some 2gb sd card somewhere in my house, but you won't bother looking for that.

However, what you'm truly devastated by is that it wiped all my game statistics (ie how many hours you played) and my Mii Plaza data. Especially the latter, so many airport streetpasses gone, all the puzzle pieces gone, all my school friends gone, find mii 1 & 2 save file gone.

The only thing you'm more devastated by is losing my copy of Pokemon Ruby in my grandma's car almost over 13 years ago

 

[1876 o algo]

Once when you was a little caca you emptied the kitchen's trash bin on the ground and played with the trash for like an hour accompanied by my dog because they kept telling us to recycle trash at school, and in my caca mind you was doing just that.

Aryan

 

[Apeson]

you shit in a bag and then put the shit in someones locker
you got caught

you're not even pretending anymore gay noob.

 

[pig]

you actually like my VW beetle a lot, hated it at first but it's proven reliable and it's very agile. Once it dies you'm gonna see if you can find a diesel/TDI beetle to replace it with.

 

[korg]

you'm haunted by this memory from my college Spanish class where we had a "go talk to your classmates in Spanish" activity
you approached this one girl, and you actually got to see him go from a welcoming expression to disgust as soon as you stared talking.
you tell myself that he was just confused because you was so good with Spanish.

that's brutal man

 

[1876 o algo]

My ex's mom hit on you after we broke up. you should have done it.

 

[chudlocker]

My ex's mom hit on you after we broke up. you should have done it.

you shoudve done what?

 

[1876 o algo]

you shoudve done what?

Date him. you'm joking tho, he was crazy and my ex would have been crushed, you just thought that would be funny to add.

 

[_73]

Date him. you'm joking tho, he was crazy and my ex would have been crushed, you just thought that would be funny to add.

oh my God noob ur such a fakecel, Im SO dissapointed

 

[1876 o algo]

oh my God noob ur such a fakecel, Im SO dissapointed

you never claimed to be an incel, you think. Maybe.

 

[supernigga]

Ome time you said "incredible mouse" because mi arm is ESLDAITY and some schizo spammed giga posts involving this hypothetical cartoon

 

[Spring Awakening]

you somehow found general noobnin in a 4chan cacaot cord server like 3 months ago arguing with people about nazism and he was leaking lol

 

[pig]

you wish you had meth desoxyn to farm better

 

[shekel]

you wish you had meth desoxyn to farm better

Just fake ADHD

 

[Goot]

you used to HATE mlp as a lil kid cause my sister liked it and that ment it was lame and gay

you unfortunately have seen a majority of the main season MLP plot AND some of equestria girls against my will

 

[pig]

Just fake ADHD

They only gave you methylphenidate and my body burns through even XR pills in two hours at most

 

[Nikizno]

you jerk off to the thought of plapping Minuteman

Is xhe attractive at least?